What sort of Arse are you?

 AstroArse
 
 Aries:    
You're a naive pain in the Arse
Libra:
You can't decide your Arse from your elbow
 
Taurus:
You're a stubborn constipated Arse
Scorpio:
You have a secret Arse inside your arse
 Gemini: 
You talk out your Arse
Sagittarius:
You can blag the Arse off a horse
 Cancer: 
You're a moody wet Arse
Capricorn:
You want the Arse of someone cooler
 Leo:    
You comb your Arse in the mirror
Aquarius:
You have a weird semi-detached Arse
 Virgo:     
You pick your Arse to bits
Pisces:
You have a slippery Arse that tells lies


 

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