ASTROTEXT - Unique animated astrology forecast system. Over 50 pages (A4) text plus 100's daily transit forecasts based on your time, date & place of birth. Astrotext gives you your own personal webpage on the Astrotext astrology website with each written daily forecast linking to further pages of the amazing animated forecast.

What sort of Arse are you?

 AstroArse
 
 Aries:    
You're a naive pain in the Arse
Libra:
You can't decide your Arse from your elbow
  
Taurus:
You're a stubborn constipated Arse
Scorpio:
You have a secret Arse inside your arse
 Gemini: 
You talk out your Arse
Sagittarius:
You can blag the Arse off a horse
 Cancer: 
You're a moody wet Arse
Capricorn:
You want the Arse of someone cooler
 Leo:    
You comb your Arse in the mirror
Aquarius:
You have a weird semi-detached Arse
 Virgo:     
You pick your Arse to bits
Pisces:
You have a slippery Arse that tells lies

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