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Aries: |
You're a naive pain in the Arse |
Libra: |
You can't decide your Arse from your elbow |
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Taurus: |
You're a stubborn constipated Arse |
Scorpio: |
You have a secret Arse inside your arse |
Gemini: |
You talk out your Arse |
Sagittarius: |
You can blag the Arse off a horse |
Cancer: |
You're a moody wet Arse |
Capricorn: |
You want the Arse of someone cooler |
Leo: |
You comb your Arse in the mirror |
Aquarius: |
You have a weird semi-detached Arse |
Virgo: |
You pick your Arse to bits |
Pisces: |
You have a slippery Arse that tells lies |
